I heard the FIFA 2015 game is so real that:

A joke for you guys, if its not funny don't lynch me abeg


- Nigeria Players Dance Etigi After Scoring
 
- No matter the formation you use for chelsea, it wil automatically change back to 9-0-1
 
- If you play any final with Robbenin your team, you're sure getting a silver medal.
 
- all you need do when using Spain or Barca is Press Pass.. They do the rest
 
- That Ibrahimovic's nose keeps him offside
 
- Chelsea allows you to sign the manager that will replace you after you're sacked!

- No matter what you do, you can never score using Mikel
 

- Drogba ALWAYS scores against Arsenal... Even if a rookie handles Chelsea
 

- Paul Scholes starts leaving The field before the ref issues the card
 

- if you use Spain, and attempt to shoot outside 16 yards.. It doesn't work
 

- Drogba scores every time at Wembley [Auto]
 

- No matter how good u are whenever you play Man Utd and Howard Webb is the ref you can never win - That one na lie :)
 

- if you win champions league using Arsenal, a message will come up writing "what a joke"
 

- The "Pass" button becomes ineffective when Sturridge is on the ball
 

- Messi doesn't score against Chelsea
 

- Howard Webb wears a Man Utd jersey on the pitch - Another malfunction
 

- Offsides don't count against Man United - They are the greatest
 

- if you win d EPL title with Liverpool the screen will automatically change to black and white

- if you use Joey Barton in your career mode, you will start from jail

Black

Well i can only define black as the absence of light, opposite of white (in checkers), what white men call Africans.

You can see black in Wande Coal's Black diamond, Black mamba, Black magic. etc.

Black is a very popular colour and it is safe to wear when it comes to cloths and shoes.

When it comes to naija Black is "Witchy Witchy" and black is for mourning, black is moody. Bad things happen when its dark, ranging from "rapery" to robbery and when it is said people of the underworld meet .. I wouldn't know though.

There are also notable events and dates like Black History month, Black Monday, Black Friday, well those that i know of. And movies like: 

Men in Black 

Men in Black II 

Meet Joe Black 

Black Hawk Down 

The Black Dahlia 

Pitch Black 

Black Snake Moan 

Black Christmas 

Black Beauty 

Black Knight

You have an example of Black?

17 HOURS A SLAVE.

He drove 17 hours for one hug and a selfie.

"@QueenCleo_92: Took a selfie, watched a movie, and then had him leave"

THE END!

Gulder Ultimate Search, Bigger, Better and Back.

Gulder, a leading lager brand from the stables of Nigerian Breweries, is back again with its world-famous physical contest show Gulder Ultimate Search. The longest running ‘100% local-content’ entertainment programme in Nigeria.

At a media gathering, on July 1^st 2014 at the Nigerian Breweries Head Quarters in Lagos, the producers promised another thrilling season of adventure, suspense and drama.

 Gulder Ultimate Search has been a proud advocate of Nigerian tourism, from the rocky landscape of Jos-Shere hills to the wooded forests of Awka Ibom- Usaka Jungle, and will for the first time take place in South East Anambra, in the jungle of Aguleri.

“At Nigerian Breweries, we are always keen to foster our position as an advocate of leadership, determination and greatness which is why we developed the concept of Gulder Ultimate Search.” The Marketing Manager, Gulder, Emmanuel Agu commented.

The show, which premiered in 2004, has so far produced all male winners and many are beginning to wonder if a woman will ever win the coveted title. However, last season’s last woman standing, Ifunaya Onike, felt confident that this year will be it for the women, having come so close herself and making it to the final three.

This will be the 11^th edition of Gulder Ultimate Search, and this year’s crowned champion will walk away with 10 Million Naira, as well as a brand new SUV.

“The Gulder brand will also create opportunities for some other individuals, other than the ‘Ultimate Champion’, to go home with their dreams on wheels. But you have to stay glued to your TV screens to find out more”. Said Marketing Manager, Emmanuel Agu

The suspense and excitement has already begun as guests were treated to an exclusive first viewing of the Call For Entry TVC, which featured two of the previous winners embarking on a mission to find a mysterious item called ‘The Cube’.

Details of the show continue to remain shrouded in mystery. Who will be this year’s Anchorman? What new thrills lie in wait for the fans? And will we finally see an ‘Ultimate Woman’ crowned?

The glamorous event had in attendance notable personalities including renowned OAP Olisa Adibua and popular musician, 2shotz.

Call for entry is open from now until the 31^st of July.

STAR CELEBRATES LUCKY WINNERS AS THEY LEAVE FOR BRAZIL

Lagos|Nigeria, June 12, 2014 

Star Football hosted the lucky winners from the Win-A-Trip-To-Brazil promo to an evening of music, drinks and fun as they prepared to leave Nigeria for the beautiful land of Brazil.

The lucky fans will enjoy a 2-week fun-packed experience of the sights and sounds of the land of Samba.   

Corporate Affairs adviser, Kufre Ekanem says the celebration event is proof that when Star promises, Star delivers. “We hope you have a mind-blowing experience and implore you as superfans to fly high the #ShineOnNigeria flag while in Brazil”. Adds Kufre.

Through #ShineOnNigeria, millions of passionate Nigerian can stay updated on the global football tournament through various social media platforms, interact with the iconic #ShineOnNigeria ambassadors, JayJay Okocha and Kanu Nwankwo while being rewarded with Star prizes.

RASHEED GBADAMOSI, SEGUN AWOLOWO, RICHARD MOFE-DAMIJO, MANY OTHERS TURN OUT AT THE PRIVATE SCREENING OF KUNLE AFOLAYAN'S NEW MOVIE, OCTOBER 1

Golden Effect Pictures in partnership with foremost Nigerian arts promoter, Terra Kulture last night played host to heavyweights in Nigerian entertainment, business, government, media and the diplomatic communities at the private screening of Kunle Afolayan’s latest thriller flick, October 1.

The purpose of the exclusive event, which held at Intercontinental Hotel Lagos, was to pitch private screening to corporate organizations and individuals as well as garner sponsorship for the major local and international premieres coming up later in the year.

The exceptional cast led by Kunle Afolayan comprised renowned actors such as Sadiq Daba, Kenneth Okonkwo, Fabian Adeoye Lojede, Demola Adedoyin, David Baile and Kayode Olaiya.

Topmost fashion designer, Deola Sagoe who played the role of Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, Kehinde Bankole and Nick Phys were also part of the outstanding cast.

October 1 according to Kunle Afolayan is a thought-provoking movie that isn’t solely about entertaining viewers but serves to communicate important national messages. “We want the younger generation to know where we are coming from and the older generation to see if we are moving in the right direction,” adds Mr Afolayan. He went on to thank the cast for doing a fantastic job in delivering this utterly compelling movie.

According to Bolanle Austen-Peters, MD of Terra Kulture “it is exciting to know that the entire film and production was done in Nigeria, with a world class content as seen in October 1, we were proud to partner in promoting it.”


Notable faces spotted at the event included art patron, Chief Rasheed Gbadamosi, CEO Nigerian Export Promotion Council, Segun Awolowo, MD Standard Chartered Bank, Bola Adesola, MD, Leadway Assurance, Mr. Oye Hassan-Odukale, Consul General Of France, Francois Sastourne, Consul General Of South Africa, Ambassador & Mrs Mokgethi Monaisa, Executive Director, Bank Of Industry, Mr. Waheed Olagunju, Richard Mofe-Damijo, Mo Abudu, Ruth Osime, Noble Igwe among many others.

“October 1 is a top Nigerian export product with the potential to grab an Oscar award’’, adds Segun Awolowo, CEO NEPC.

The exclusive private screening of October 1 was well received by guests who were held spell bound in nostalgia as the movie took the audience back to life during colonial Nigeria. Set in September 1960, against the backdrop of the impending national independence, a northern Nigerian police detective, Dan Waziri was urgently dispatched by the colonial government to the western town of Akote to solve a series of female murders that had gripped the local community in fear.

More killings occured as Waziri got into the town, leading to the climatic end where the life of the popular female teacher, Tawa is held in balance. Waziri races to save Tawa, capture the killer and solve the crime before the British flag is lowered and the Nigerian flag raised on Independence Day, October 1.

The movie written by Tunde Babalola and directed by Kunle Afolayan will be premiering in major cinemas across Nigeria soon.

To view the official movie trailer, click here.

Davido and Mafikizolo Premier New MTN Single ‘Tchelete’.

Fast rising pop star, Davido and South African music sensation Mafikizolo will premiere their latest collaboration, ‘Tchelete’ this evening, Wednesday April 30, 2014 at a launch event hosted by Africa’s largest ICT Company, MTN.

As part of its continuous efforts to support the African entertainment industry, MTN is throwing its weight behind new songs and video releases of Africa’s leading music icons.

The launch event will also feature the unveiling of new music and video releases of some of Africa’s biggest music stars: Kcee, Timaya, Praiz, Sean Tizzle, Chidinma and Becca from Ghana. The event will play host to entertainment celebrities, industry stakeholders, On Air Personalities, DJs and the media.

All the new releases will be available on MTN Callertunez, an application that is used by the company to distribute music, which has revolutionized the Nigerian music industry by allowing artists to monetize the distribution of their music in an industry marred by piracy.

#ClubUltimate (my personal experience)

Hello my people, been long i posted here been either busy or just lazy lol, anyway i was in Enugu for the weekend, Enugu is a very cool and calm city compared to lagos, i didn't witness traffic of any sort but  i wasn't there for just pleasure i was there for Gulder Club Ultimate and it was really bad. i.e bad is used when good is an understatement... anyway Gulder really planned this massive occasion from the venue to the light to the band to the bouncers and security, everything was topnotch.

It was a two day program of course which saw the likes of Freeze the OAP, Darey art Alade, Yemi Alade (see rhymes) erm burna boy (the guy brought 3 armed men with him, i wonder who wan kill am yeye) and Naeto C, None of them performed though but i was expecting phyno sha sha.

And of course my favourite part BATTLE OF THEM DJS, dj neptune and dj caise for day 1, of which to me dj neptune killed for the day 2 it was dj spinall and dj big N of which to me Spinall killed but he likes talking sha but overall dj spinall wins it for me, he was awesome and he knew how to lift the spirit of the people (lol this don dey turn advert for spinall) and people TURNED UP and i mean lots and lots of people for the fact that you could only enter using a ticket that is not for sale well except black market, meaning whoever wants to sell theirs to you.

well here are some pictures i can share but i used my blackberry so pardon me if its not too clear for you, so before you insult me by me a proper camera first. (didn't take all though)

The Massive Ship, Crazy huh?

Full House.

Dj Caise 

The stage is ready

The Band is ready

Full House.

Pictures below by Precious

DJ Big N

Darey

Dj Neptune

Rapid Ukwu Movement

My favourite Dj Spinall

The Massive Ship

The ship has sailed but to which city? who knows? but i hope to be there, you should be there too.

Shout out to Black House Media and Gulder for giving me this opportunity.

follow me on twitter  - GbaGaunDeteCtor

Wande coal: The playful musician.

You can actually count how many Nigerian Musicians can sing as good as Wande Coal. Wande Coal was publicly known nationwide if i can say that with the song OLOLUFE, it is what anyone can call HIT SINGLE, it was on the lips of almost everybody before that we could see him in the "why me" video he was skinny and all, well to his defense they were all skinny.

He was in Mo'Hits and then Mo'Hits were the "Music group of life". Then came the "Booty Call" Wande had some hype with the song, his M2M album was one of the albums that all the tracks were all good you could hardly say one was bad, he was that good but after releasing the album all he did was to feature in songs, 2-3 years passed by and Wande coal didn't drop any single.

My problem was Wande Coal is not a kind of musician you just keep in your record label and push others , with his skills and voice he deserved to be the star man and i am not saying the record label was wrong because they will obviously have their own plan before Wande Joined them. I didnt think Wande was serious though, he was like satisfied with the small recognition.

Wande Coal is the most underrated musician in Nigeria nobody knows his worth and i don't think he does either. He needs to be consistent in dropping songs not once in a while, he recently left Mavin only God knows where he is. Baba should wake up.