I heard the FIFA 2015 game is so real that:

A joke for you guys, if its not funny don't lynch me abeg


- Nigeria Players Dance Etigi After Scoring
 
- No matter the formation you use for chelsea, it wil automatically change back to 9-0-1
 
- If you play any final with Robbenin your team, you're sure getting a silver medal.
 
- all you need do when using Spain or Barca is Press Pass.. They do the rest
 
- That Ibrahimovic's nose keeps him offside
 
- Chelsea allows you to sign the manager that will replace you after you're sacked!

- No matter what you do, you can never score using Mikel
 

- Drogba ALWAYS scores against Arsenal... Even if a rookie handles Chelsea
 

- Paul Scholes starts leaving The field before the ref issues the card
 

- if you use Spain, and attempt to shoot outside 16 yards.. It doesn't work
 

- Drogba scores every time at Wembley [Auto]
 

- No matter how good u are whenever you play Man Utd and Howard Webb is the ref you can never win - That one na lie :)
 

- if you win champions league using Arsenal, a message will come up writing "what a joke"
 

- The "Pass" button becomes ineffective when Sturridge is on the ball
 

- Messi doesn't score against Chelsea
 

- Howard Webb wears a Man Utd jersey on the pitch - Another malfunction
 

- Offsides don't count against Man United - They are the greatest
 

- if you win d EPL title with Liverpool the screen will automatically change to black and white

- if you use Joey Barton in your career mode, you will start from jail

Black

Well i can only define black as the absence of light, opposite of white (in checkers), what white men call Africans.

You can see black in Wande Coal's Black diamond, Black mamba, Black magic. etc.

Black is a very popular colour and it is safe to wear when it comes to cloths and shoes.

When it comes to naija Black is "Witchy Witchy" and black is for mourning, black is moody. Bad things happen when its dark, ranging from "rapery" to robbery and when it is said people of the underworld meet .. I wouldn't know though.

There are also notable events and dates like Black History month, Black Monday, Black Friday, well those that i know of. And movies like: 

Men in Black 

Men in Black II 

Meet Joe Black 

Black Hawk Down 

The Black Dahlia 

Pitch Black 

Black Snake Moan 

Black Christmas 

Black Beauty 

Black Knight

You have an example of Black?

17 HOURS A SLAVE.

He drove 17 hours for one hug and a selfie.

"@QueenCleo_92: Took a selfie, watched a movie, and then had him leave"

THE END!

Gulder Ultimate Search, Bigger, Better and Back.

Gulder, a leading lager brand from the stables of Nigerian Breweries, is back again with its world-famous physical contest show Gulder Ultimate Search. The longest running ‘100% local-content’ entertainment programme in Nigeria.

At a media gathering, on July 1^st 2014 at the Nigerian Breweries Head Quarters in Lagos, the producers promised another thrilling season of adventure, suspense and drama.

 Gulder Ultimate Search has been a proud advocate of Nigerian tourism, from the rocky landscape of Jos-Shere hills to the wooded forests of Awka Ibom- Usaka Jungle, and will for the first time take place in South East Anambra, in the jungle of Aguleri.

“At Nigerian Breweries, we are always keen to foster our position as an advocate of leadership, determination and greatness which is why we developed the concept of Gulder Ultimate Search.” The Marketing Manager, Gulder, Emmanuel Agu commented.

The show, which premiered in 2004, has so far produced all male winners and many are beginning to wonder if a woman will ever win the coveted title. However, last season’s last woman standing, Ifunaya Onike, felt confident that this year will be it for the women, having come so close herself and making it to the final three.

This will be the 11^th edition of Gulder Ultimate Search, and this year’s crowned champion will walk away with 10 Million Naira, as well as a brand new SUV.

“The Gulder brand will also create opportunities for some other individuals, other than the ‘Ultimate Champion’, to go home with their dreams on wheels. But you have to stay glued to your TV screens to find out more”. Said Marketing Manager, Emmanuel Agu

The suspense and excitement has already begun as guests were treated to an exclusive first viewing of the Call For Entry TVC, which featured two of the previous winners embarking on a mission to find a mysterious item called ‘The Cube’.

Details of the show continue to remain shrouded in mystery. Who will be this year’s Anchorman? What new thrills lie in wait for the fans? And will we finally see an ‘Ultimate Woman’ crowned?

The glamorous event had in attendance notable personalities including renowned OAP Olisa Adibua and popular musician, 2shotz.

Call for entry is open from now until the 31^st of July.